sparkyslife

Hey I'm Syd. Taylor Swift is my everything. I DON'T GIVE A WHAT.

skinprison:

principal: YOU CAN “TURN UP” TO DETENTION YOUNG MAN

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generalsecretaryofthecpp:

Well would you look at that

generalsecretaryofthecpp:

Well would you look at that

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canadianslut:

*S&M by Rihanna plays as I walk into church*

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distraction:

Word


4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

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officialbrostrider:

officialbrostrider:

one time my mom wouldnt let me wear a shirt that said “wtf” because it was “inappropriate”

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assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

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  • store: help wanted
  • me: *applies for job*
  • store: no not you